Dogonucleosis

If you have ever been a Badger football game at the famous Camp Randall, you should know that "Fuck You!" and "Eat Shit!" are two saying shouted at different sections within the student section. I was thinking about Badger football games earlier today, which led my train of thought to badgers (and badgerbadgerbadger.com. If you have not seen it, I highly recommend it), and then I started thinking about animals. Then I wondered if animals can get mono. Then I thought about my dog, Cody. He's the shit. I remembered when I was home about a week and a half ago (where and when I first got the idea for the blog), I let Cody lick a piece of brisket out of my fingers after I had licked a piece of brisket out of my fingers. I then realized my mistake and wondered if dogs could get mononucleosis. Or, as I like to say, dogonucleosis.

I did a Google search on my MacBook Pro (Google and Apple will run the world some day) of dogonucleosis and here's what I found out.



No, I did not mean "dog nucleosis," I meant "dogonucleosis." Bastards. After a couple other Google searches using other combinations of words, I found out that someone had asked the very same question on Yahoo! Answers four years earlier. What a douche. He stole my question.

Anyway, here's his question:



Not exactly the same as my question, but same idea. It yielded the answer of:



So apparently, your dog can't get mono. Damn evolution. I guess they are just more "advanced" than us. In the words of a Mr. Kanye West, "Now that that don't kill me, can only make me stronger."

Check out this hilarious comment on the Yahoo! Answers post after the answer was given. This chick is incredibly not funny:



Don't you love it when people think they are the shit? Lady, the guy's brother is probably pretty young if the dog was licking his mouth and he didn't wake up. Go rot in hell "funny" lady. LOL*

*Note: If we've ever talked online, you'll know I never use the acronym "lol." This was done in a mocking state.


Your moment of zazen.

I wrote this while laying in bed this morning watching crap tv. I guess that was my inspiration. Enjoy!

Lack of imagination yields imitation
In the population of our generation.
Now let me hear the justification and explanation of
Your infatuation with your associations,
While societal granulation makes you more bland
Than your need of materialization.
Look at this civilization that is our nation which
Has become a degradation because there is no creation.
We used to have identification, but now there is only orientation
Which sadly makes us
One.